Talking Horse: Website Edition

What the FUCK is a talking horse???

We are a band of retarded nobodies who occasionally write music. Our goal is to make you insane, neurotic, paranoid, or a loser. We don't care if the music's good, so long as it's annoying.

Who exactly are we? I am Vincent, I sing and write shit. I don't know anyone else, they're stalking me.

Do we have albums? No. We have a few shitty demos on soundcloud and no spotify. I know, we're fucking awesome... the band name is a reference to my autism which I definitely do not have. Please don't call me autistic. I will be sad.

OK... How do I find ur ass?

First, we're the HORSE, not the donkey. Donkeys don't talk... If you're a business looking for business, reach us at hysterics0014@gmail.com. Why isn't the email horse themed? I made it when I was 12 and can't be bothered to make a new one.

If you think we make "inapropriate" or "insensitive" shit, fuck off! You just hate FUN!